LMFAO LOOK AT THIS SHIT!! I used my straightener like this for a couple months. It finally just stopped heating up now.

LMFAO LOOK AT THIS SHIT!! I used my straightener like this for a couple months. It finally just stopped heating up now.

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside

(Source: itskriticallykay, via imajulee)

positivepositivepositive:

fight the fears, dream again

positivepositivepositive:

fight the fears, dream again

(Source: anearnestattempt, via s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d)

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

(Source: b-random, via imajulee)

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when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude

wonderfullyhigh:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

WANT.

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